*Copenhagen's most informative and offensive walking tour.

Life is too short for dry guides boring you with the uninspired stories and bland facts...

So make the most of your time in Copenhagen with our FREE walking tours - learn about Denmark with our unique brand of politically incorrect humor.

Go on laugh, at least you're not in Sweden

Taking 14th and 15th of January off, back on the 21st!


Intro To Copenhagen



11am Fri & Sat


Length:  90 minutes


Cost: Tips based/Free

On this FREE to join walking tour, we'll cover the biggest recipient of the unemployment benefit: the royalty. 


From Biking Vikings to actual Vikings. Party king turned Drag Queen and the true stories behind fairy tales that do NOT feature a happy ending! 


Highlights: Nyhavn, Amalienborg & Opera House 


The Old Town Walk


When: Coming soon!

Length: 90 minutes

Cost: Tips based/Free


On this afternoon walk we will cover medieval Copenhagen. Explain why the Danes are the happiest country in the world (mostly because of antidepressants), why Carlsberg probably isn't the best beer in the world, and why Michael Jackson was denied buying an amusement park.

Highlights: Christiansborg, Carlsberg house, Jewish Museum, Tivoli.


Please note that booking is required. 


Join Scandinavias best nightlife tour and see what Copenhagen really has to offer after dark!


Party with people from all around the world on a night out that includes free shots, drinks & photos.

Visit or


Rave reviews!

Check it







Gammel Strand
Next to the Metro station 

Screen Shot 2021-08-19 at 11.10.41.png


If you would like to book a private or personalised tour please contact us using the form below.

Your details were sent successfully!


Frequently asked questions

What kind of comedy is it?

Offensive crude and politically incorrect. If you like getting informed and offended at the same time, you'll love the tours.

Do I have to book in advance?

Yes. Booking is currently free and it means I can manage the groups better, so please book!

Are you a big group?

For the free tour we've got a maximum of 8 people in a group as our guides work on tips. But please note I also do private tours, so send me a message and we'll figure something out.

Are kids welcome?

Of course. We will PG-13 most of our comments if needed, but generally kids enjoy the tours to the fullest.

What kind of tour is it?

These tours are exactly like the other free walking tours in Copenhagen, the difference is you'll be entertained and not bored to death.

Do I need to be fluent in English to understand the tours

You don't need to be native, but we do speak fluent fast English.